Baby Got Back
Louie discovered the age-old problem that if you get too much saliva on your butt plug, it slips too much. Rookie mistake.
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Zuckerbaby
It is really time that Zuck gets hauled in front of congress again to explain FaceBook’s fetal algorithms. I’m relatively positive that he’s been tracking everything from amniotic viscosity to blastopore density.
Allen Iverson
Not since the Fresh Prince of Bel Air / Blossom episode has a crossover been this highly anticipated. No, not Trump and Kanye, but rather Baby Louie and George Basset together. What hijinks can a, diaper wearing poopy baby and an anti-Semitic dog get into?
Oh wait, maybe that is about Trump and Kanye.
Trenchant or Trenchfoot
What at first glance is yet another Baby Louie poop strip becomes much more insightful when you realize that the author “Frink” is possibly the greatest political cartoonist since Nast(y), Hoest, or Trudeau.
You see Louie and his new friend are the current front runners for the presidency. Just like aforementioned candidates, they are incontinent and wear big baggy diapers. Like Louie we’d all like to crawl away from the current climate into the next strip. Sadly, just like America, the next strip over happens to be a very special panel of Cock ‘N’ Balls!
Tough Times for Tiny Titties
Baby Louie’s Mom is a monster for not breast feeding (even though she’s a man) with the tragic shortage of baby formula going around. Luckily for Louie, palm oil comes from palms and coconut oil comes from coconuts. He’s probably not interested in being slathered in baby oil, or drinking baby formula anyway.
Justice for Dylan (not Bob)
The previous comic was also found on on Mark Redwine’s phone. It was probably the most damning evidence produced at trial.
Roe vs. Kanye
All you College Dropouts, make sure you are not Late Registration for voting or you might not be able to cast for Yeezus.
Please remember, whenever someone tells you “I don’t care who you vote for, just vote.” What they’re really saying is “If you’re not going to vote the way I want you to, please don’t vote.”
#TrumpHarris2020 #BidenPence2020 #KanyeHanks2020
Poe-tah-toe
Seems like we’ll never agree on another thing ever.
Covid is bad. Nope, covid is good and I’ve got an AK47 to prove it.
AK47’s are bad. Nope, AK47’s are a god given right (it’s in Genesis somewhere).
Bibles are bad. Nope, Bibles are good for keeping women and people of colour down.
British spellings are bad. Finally, we’ve opened a dialogue.
You suck. You first.
Shart (Tank) Weak
Just like Mr. Wonderful, Baby Louie offered his friend a royalty deal which he wisely turned down. For startups, it’s rarely wise to reduce your shit flow until you’ve passed your BM Round of financing.
Happy Tax Day!
Filing taxes always sucked. But thanks to the new Republican Tax Plan, it’s now more like putting a block up your ass. Happy putting a block up your ass day!