Comics and Criticism
For all our fans who come for the trenchant cock related humor, we regret to inform you that we are going to discuss Russell Wilson. What do you call Russell Wilson getting a golden shower? A Ciara Mist. Hey, I take it back, at we used some cock-adjacent humor.
Politics are so boring now. No candidates say or do anything interesting anymore. Remember the good old days of Calvin Coolidge and Estes Kefauver? Man those were some characters who had their long fingers in everything.
After the runaway success of our last captioning contest (4 whole comments!) we’ve brought back everyone’s favorite “Cock ‘N’ Balls.” So send in your best caption for this comic and we’ll share the best ones at a later date. This brings a new meaning to “Pluggers,” doesn’t it?
When economic times are tough it’s comforting to have reliable sources of advice. Warren Buffett, Bill Gross, The Kiplinger Letter and Cock ‘N’ Balls continue to deliver the goods.
Did this really have to be from “The Staff” at Cock ‘N’ Balls? Isn’t the comic enough!?! But really, this isn’t your Grandmother’s Cock ‘N’ Balls…It’s your Grandfather’s.
What at first glance is yet another Baby Louie poop strip becomes much more insightful when you realize that the author “Frink” is possibly the greatest political cartoonist since Nast(y), Hoest, or Trudeau.
You see Louie and his new friend are the current front runners for the presidency. Just like aforementioned candidates, they are incontinent and wear big baggy diapers. Like Louie we’d all like to crawl away from the current climate into the next strip. Sadly, just like America, the next strip over happens to be a very special panel of Cock ‘N’ Balls!
Calling all libtards and MAGATS! Grab your fave hat of any color you like (unless you’re in Alabama or Texass) and give your favorite gender unspecified friend (in California or Vermont) a hand. Or a mouth. WWJOMD‽ (What would jesus or marduk do?)
Finally, men can understand a bit of what it’s like to be a woman. So get out and get your cock vaccinated and enjoy just a little of Aunt Flo.
Why is everything so Artisanal nowadays‽ Artis anal! Oh right, now I get it. Cock is now ready to do some interrobanging!
Li’l Spermy is the latest superhero in the Marvel Cinematic Universe as they finally fill the gap from terrible Superhero Movies to wonderful Porn Movies.
