Comics and Criticism
Not since the Fresh Prince of Bel Air / Blossom episode has a crossover been this highly anticipated. No, not Trump and Kanye, but rather Baby Louie and George Basset together. What hijinks can a, diaper wearing poopy baby and an anti-Semitic dog get into?
Oh wait, maybe that is about Trump and Kanye.
With all the conflict in the Middle East, these are the salad days for George Basset (slowly getting eaten away). Of course, like all domesticated anti-Semites, I’m sure George would never wolf down any croutons because they rhyme with something he finds abhorrent. Good thing he’s not into particle physics or couches that fold out into beds.
As enumerated in the US Constitution, on January 20, we must inaugurate a new comic. This year it is George Basset the Anti-Semite hound. Seems like the US will now have a lack of overt racism and evil flowing from the head of government, so GB (George Bush?) rushes in to fill the void. Thankkks democracy!
To spite George, this year I made my auto-draft only select Jewish players. Here’s my league beating team.
By Round
Look out Vick in a Box, Forgetting Brandon Marshall, Hurts so Good, Machine Gun Kelce, and Oxford Kamala Harris JuJu’s Juggernauts is on the way to dominating the league.
Since Kyrie is a flat earther, how cum his shots are affected by gravity? And what’s on the other side? He did say that he’s going to walk off the edge to prove us all wrong. He’ll come around…
With all the relevant previous examples, Prince Harry, Harry Hamlin, Harry Styles, J.K. Rowling. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess Nazi Kitty’s name is Harry.
Stay safe and make sure to check for Zyklon B in your candy this year. There’s rumors that several wingers are hiding it in Kit Kats this year.
Strangely, George’s owner was not mad about George’s blatant racism. She was upset about George questioning International Monetary Policy. As the IMF and the US Federal Reserve have shown us, they are so good at what they do, they are beyond questioning. [Our Soros sponsored Patreon donation should be clearing soon.]
