Comics and Criticism
For all our fans who come for the trenchant cock related humor, we regret to inform you that we are going to discuss Russell Wilson. What do you call Russell Wilson getting a golden shower? A Ciara Mist. Hey, I take it back, at we used some cock-adjacent humor.
Aquaman only has wants for Wonder Woman. Wait, Wonder Woman wails on women? Well, what’s worse? By looking at A-man’s outfit, he is lacking male paraphernalia.
Cannot wait for this commercial to air during the “Super” Bowl. When the game ends there’s always a flood of flushed toilets. After this airs, I suspect a flood of used tissues through out independent living centers.
Politics are so boring now. No candidates say or do anything interesting anymore. Remember the good old days of Calvin Coolidge and Estes Kefauver? Man those were some characters who had their long fingers in everything.
When economic times are tough it’s comforting to have reliable sources of advice. Warren Buffett, Bill Gross, The Kiplinger Letter and Cock ‘N’ Balls continue to deliver the goods.
What at first glance is yet another Baby Louie poop strip becomes much more insightful when you realize that the author “Frink” is possibly the greatest political cartoonist since Nast(y), Hoest, or Trudeau.
You see Louie and his new friend are the current front runners for the presidency. Just like aforementioned candidates, they are incontinent and wear big baggy diapers. Like Louie we’d all like to crawl away from the current climate into the next strip. Sadly, just like America, the next strip over happens to be a very special panel of Cock ‘N’ Balls!
Seems like Chantix™ is coming for all the greats. It took four years to get Ray Liotta. So Stephen King still has time to pump out about 75 additional books before it gets him. Plus, he’ll have more time now that he’s off the cock-pipe.
Calling all libtards and MAGATS! Grab your fave hat of any color you like (unless you’re in Alabama or Texass) and give your favorite gender unspecified friend (in California or Vermont) a hand. Or a mouth. WWJOMD‽ (What would jesus or marduk do?)
Finally, men can understand a bit of what it’s like to be a woman. So get out and get your cock vaccinated and enjoy just a little of Aunt Flo.
Why is everything so Artisanal nowadays‽ Artis anal! Oh right, now I get it. Cock is now ready to do some interrobanging!
