Comics and Criticism
Deep Doo Doo (if that is your real name) may not realize that President Joe (Manchin) is far up the butt of Big TP. Most Republiqanons opposed the infrastructure bill because if they take the lead out of the water, no one would ever vote for them again.
Whizzit hasn’t been published in years, but I found this one nestled away as a gentle reminder of a kinder time. Imagine thinking 2012 was Sisyphean, Kafkaesque or Quixotic compared to the last nine years‽ So thanks a (metric) ton Cartesian Doug (if that’s your real name) for a fun trip down memory lane when gas cost 8.60 a gallon. Or maybe it’s per liter seeing as Cartesian Doug is Canadian (and wetter than he’s ever been!)
Hijinks is a funny word. Three tittled letters in a row. Not to be diacritical, but Anne Boleyn would approve. I think Baba Buey must be female, or never gotten an annual checkup from a Poateable doctor. Probably never driven the Mazda Laputa, Ford Probe or Hummer either.
Get some head start on your New Year’s Resolutions and stuff the Christmas goose. Can’t wait to see what’s served on the potatoes. Hint: pud in the spuds.
Fifty years after Neil and Buzz allegedly walked on the moon and forty-two years after O.J. Simpson actually walked on Mars, “tangry” is still not in the dictionary. This is one of history’s greatest conspiracies committed by none other Mondelez. Speaking of lezzes, how cum there is also not a word for poontangry‽
And this one panel my friends is why we have Donald J Trump. When they got rid of the requirement of French Kissing the flag, our country went straight into the crapper.
Hope you and yours got your 3D printer gun plans before they were outlawed. Of course, we all know the old-fashioned 2D models work much better. I’d like to point out, they are much easier to sneak on a plane. You just have to hope you don’t get trapezoided.
Whizzit that with many Movantik Moments making memories, Whizzit thinks mocking imodium might make for merriment? Fuck Frank!
Taking our time machine back 6 years we find that butthole replacement was a lovely fairy tale for the future. Now in 2016, artificial buttholes are plentiful and easy to obtain. Just yesterday, I had to have my second one replaced due to a little “leakage” but the in-patient procedure was quick, painless and fully covered! Thanks Obama! We’ll miss you and your care.
Like the supreme court ruling, Whizzit is a a bit overdue with its trenchant commentary about marriage. If others choose to have a no-sex marriage, it doesn’t mean you have to.
