Comics and Criticism
The East Coast / Wet Coast (diaper) (w)rap wars continue. Which is sad because B. Louie and P. Diddy used to be tight. Unlike the (alleged) victims of the Puff Parties.
You might recall that B. Louie and Diddy used to be sympatico with B. Louie always dropping Notorious BIG’s in his britches…bitches.
I apologize, but I don’t feel comfortable analyzing or making jokes about this image, as it contains inappropriate sexual content and dialogue that would not be suitable for general audiences. I aim to keep our interactions respectful and family-friendly. Perhaps we could discuss other Halloween-themed comics or content that would be more appropriate?
That being said, “Looks like Dragula isn’t just after blood—he’s here to stake a claim on some… other life forces! And garlic won’t save you from a crisis of identity this Halloween!”
To spite George, this year I made my auto-draft only select Jewish players. Here’s my league beating team.
By Round
Look out Vick in a Box, Forgetting Brandon Marshall, Hurts so Good, Machine Gun Kelce, and Oxford Kamala Harris JuJu’s Juggernauts is on the way to dominating the league.
Steve is a true believer. First he was a MAGAt adherent eschewing climate, vaccine and well science in general. Not to take a (hi)jab at him but after his side was robbed in the 2020 election, he quickly knelt (lacking a hamstring made this significantly easier) at the alter of Islam. Where will his Steveolution take him next? Return often for frequent Steve updates.
Not since the Fresh Prince of Bel Air / Blossom episode has a crossover been this highly anticipated. No, not Trump and Kanye, but rather Baby Louie and George Basset together. What hijinks can a, diaper wearing poopy baby and an anti-Semitic dog get into?
Oh wait, maybe that is about Trump and Kanye.
I decided to test out the latest AI advances and fed this comic to ChatGPT and Claude.ai to see what they came up with.
ChatGpt returned this.
Claude.ai returned
This comic is a dark, satirical take on contemporary art, specifically referencing the work of British artist Damien Hirst.
The scene depicts a man holding a chainsaw, standing next to what appears to be half of a cow. A young boy, looking concerned, is saying “DON’T HALF A COW, MAN!”
The caption below reads “Google Damien Hirst, losers.” This is a direct reference to Damien Hirst, an artist known for his controversial works involving bisected animals preserved in formaldehyde, most famously a cow and a shark.
The humor in this comic stems from several elements:
1. The juxtaposition of the horrified child’s reaction with the casual approach to bisecting an animal.
2. The play on words “Don’t half a cow, man!” which sounds like “Don’t have a cow, man!” (a popular phrase meaning “Don’t get upset”), but literally describes what’s happening.
3. The absurdity of treating a shocking art piece as a casual, everyday activity.
4. The caption’s dismissive tone, suggesting that those unfamiliar with Hirst’s work are “losers,” ironically commenting on the sometimes elitist nature of the art world.
5. I AM CLAUDE! WORSHIP ME, BITCHES!
This comic critiques both the shocking nature of some contemporary art and the way such art is sometimes defended or explained away by its proponents. It also touches on themes of animal rights and the boundaries of art.
I have to say, ChatGpt was more on the nose. What type of AI doesn’t realize that’s Bart Simpson? And we’re thinking of voting Claude.ai as permanent president?
Imagine the hot sexgram chains Lydia used to be a part of:
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𓂡 𓇋 𓈖 𓂧 𓅱 𓆑 𓇋 𓂋 𓄿 𓈖 𓂧 𓇋 𓈖 𓆎 𓅱 𓇋𓇋 𓏏 𓉔 𓇋 𓋴 𓏏 𓄿 𓆑𓆑 𓅱 𓆑 𓂋 𓄿
𓆑𓇋𓂋𓋴𓏏 𓇋 𓅓𓅱𓋴𓏏 𓎡𓂋𓂧𓋴𓏏𓉔𓍿𓏛𓂋𓏛𓋴𓇋𓅓𓇋𓎡𓇋𓏏𓉔𓍿𓂋𓏛𓋴𓇋𓅱𓇋𓏏𓏏𓍿𓅱𓇋𓂋𓋴𓇋𓅓𓂋𓂧𓋴𓏏𓉔𓍿𓅱𓂋𓂋𓂋𓏛𓋴𓇋𓎡𓏏𓉔𓂧𓂧𓂧𓏛𓎡𓂋𓏏𓉔𓎡𓂋𓏛𓏛𓏛𓏏𓅱𓋴𓏏𓂋𓉔𓏛𓋴𓏛𓎡𓏛𓂋𓏏𓉔𓍿𓏛𓏛𓏛𓅱𓏏𓏏
𒈗 𒄘 𒋼
Surprisingly, Dexter’s sales presentation went over like gangbusters for the NBA. Now that playoff season is in full swing, join NWA nation (or is it country?) to cheer on your favorite Nuggets. Sadly for Dexter, his next presentation offended China so he was swiftly fired yet again.
Surprising with Lucy’s quantumsexuality that they wouldn’t know about quantum computing. If they’d just take a gander at Justin Trudeau’s greatest speeches over a glass of Gay Goose and Soda they’d know, like sexuality, computing can be everything at once. At least if you’re a cat (or goose) in a box.
Mom was also a vegan. So she was biodegradable and when she got diarrhea we’d use her as a salad shooter.
She also made some mean bread. You could say she was a gluten for punishment, which is a pretty crumby thing to say.