Please don’t go. We’ll eat you up. We love you so. “And now,” cried Max, “let the wild rumpus start!”
Let er RIP Maurice Sendak.
Author: drewsit
A Prickly Subject
At least on a porcupine, unlike the Capitol building, the pricks are on the outside. That may be the cleanest joke ever told on this site. Standby for some more “Cock ‘N’ Balls” to filth up the place again!
Local Whore Becomes Lead Stripper
Today’s Vivisection raises a few pieces of trivia. Let’s see if you can use the clues to figure out the answers.
- What city do our protagonists live in?
- What TV show starred the local whore?
- What Newspaper is Andy reading?
- Whatever happened to Kyle MacLachlan?
Davy Jones’ Locker
This Squiggles “Classic” is a thankful reminder that at least it wasn’t David Bowie who died.
Happy Valentime’s!
Time for a touching RIP to remind us what we all have in store for future Valentime’s Day (Yes, Goddammit, I know it’s misspelled!). Hope you get some difficult brown chocolate for the holiday.
Helen Keller Superstar Featuring Ray J
Stop SOPA and PIPA’s ass
If we don’t stop SOPA then by the time the singularity occurs (and Vivisection is spot-on with their 2045 guess), you won’t be able to enjoy comics such as this one. I think I’d rather live in a Terminator future than that one.
New Year’s Resolution
Like our friends from Cock ‘N’ Balls, resolve yourself this year to eat fewer carbs. Where else can you get better health advice than from a Fat Head cock and whistling balls?
Dead and Family Circus
Somehow, I don’t think Jesus (or anyone else) is laughing at Mr. Keene in heaven. Which makes it just like earth for the past 50 years. Maybe the next Jeffysaurus cartoon should be a “Did you come straight to heaven?” question, followed by a circuitous route of cumming on angel whores. “Who skull fucked Anna Nicole Smith on the way to the pearly gates?” NOT ME!
Name that Poon (disease)
Yes, it’s time again to Butt Plugger up a caption. Please use the comments to insert yourself into the twisted world of Vivisection.