Yet more proof that the Patriot Act goes too far.
Author: drewsit
Fiberoptic Cable
As a man who’s worn a monocle many times, it definitely takes balls to pull off a look like that. But cock?!?
37 Year Itch Virgin
The nurse seems to think it’s strange that Lydia was “trapped” in a sexless marriage for 37 years. The nurse obviously doesn’t know Lydia very well. Plus she must have never been married.
I do like how the artist, Phllyis (sic) Ruggerti, juxtaposes the geese flying south for warmth and life and Lydia being wheeled north to her eventual death.
Labor Day Hellathon
I actually watched 17 straight hours of the Jerry Lewis Telethon thing weekend, because really, where can you find such fine entertainment these days? At one point Jerry got quite agitated (well, at several points) and cursed on live television about helping the “goddamn sick fuckers.” That reminded me of this Dinosaur Doctor.
Pussy Nipples
Who knew that Garfield was a chick? I think Squiggles found out about this from HollywoodTuna. Haw haw. Get it? Tuna, Pussy, Cat.
Up The Ass Without a Paddle
I call bullshit on Whizzit. What, you say? How is that possible? Look at the clues.
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Salida means exit in Spanish.
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Prostate exams were not common in the 50’s.
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The butt plug is missing from Mr. Whizzit’s ass.
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Sad, lonely tear.
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Mr. Whizzit would need more than a knife to get a date.
Cash For Clunkers
Our favorite butt boys are back with some more trenchant current commentary. That sounds like the tagline for the movie “Rodgering Me.”
In a world where the government owns everything, only a ragtag crazy pair of sodomists can prevail.
Come along for the crazy ride as they take the most dangerous chance of all…
they cum in each others’ ass.“Rodgering Me”, opening wide on Christmas Day, 2009.
Harry Chapin vs. Calvin Murphy
Once again, Whizzit was clearly written in the 50’s. The good old days when Football players merely beat their children instead of ignoring them. However, it’s difficult to pay attention to your kids when you can’t even keep track of them or their mothers. Here’s the current league leaders:
| Athlete | # of Children | # of Baby Mamas |
| Calvin Murphy | 14 | 9 |
| Travis Henry | 9 | 9 |
| Evander Holyfield | 11 | ??? |
| Shawn Kemp | 7 | 6 |
| Derrick Thomas | 7 | 5 |
| Scott Skiles | 6 | 4 |
Tears of Lolita
Between a Cock and a Hard On
When economic times are tough it’s comforting to have reliable sources of advice. Warren Buffett, Bill Gross, The Kiplinger Letter and Cock ‘N’ Balls continue to deliver the goods.