Lydia is having a Funky time. Hope she remembered to set her clock for daylight savings so that she’ll be one hour closer to meeting her maker…Phyllis Ruggerti. Speaking of which, how do we know we’re not all made by Phyllis?
Category: Comic
Lost in Translation
I did a bit of googling on the Chinese characters in this strip. I imagined they said something profound. Instead, I think they must have been written by a tattoo artist.
Squiggles. Now in Color!
The War on Jesusmas
Let’s keep the Christ in Christmas. And the Festus in Festivus. And the Chewbacca in Chanukah. And the Satan in Saturnalia. And the Duck Dynasty in Man Anus.
This Website Cost 1/2 of The Obamacare Site…and it Functions.
If you’re having trouble enrolling on the Obamacare website, you can now login in with your myspace account. Sign up soon as they have a 1/2 off on leeches deal.
Happy Halloweenie
Happy Smek’s Day!
Great! Baby cRappers jumping on the cute Baby thing craze. I cannot wait until Baby Kanye shows up on Baby Kimmel to proclaim that he’s a Baby Genius.
Happy Birthday Muhammed Ali
It’s actually not Muhammed Ali’s birthday. But it is O. Henry’s birthday. Bet he didn’t see that twist coming.
Get Medieval on His Ass
Two for One Special on Aisle three
Look out Paul Blart, there’s a new mall cop in town. How’s that for a neat segway into a lovely double dose of Vivisection?
I wonder what kind of extra frosting Timmy is thinking about?