Dead and Family Circus

Dinosaur Doctor

Somehow, I don’t think Jesus (or anyone else) is laughing at Mr. Keene in heaven.  Which makes it just like earth for the past 50 years.  Maybe the next Jeffysaurus cartoon should be a “Did you come straight to heaven?” question, followed by a circuitous route of cumming on angel whores.  “Who skull fucked Anna Nicole Smith on the way to the pearly gates?”  NOT ME!

Must See TV

Squiggles

Finally a mashup that makes sense.  Can’t be any worse than some of the other new shows the networks are putting out this fall.  Such as:

  • $#*! My Asshole Says
  • My Mother the Tractor-Trailer
  • The OCD
  • Touched by an Uncle
  • Cock Rock
  • AfterM*A*S*Hed Potatoes
  • Pee Haw
  • Hello Larry Wachowski
  • 2 ½ Seamem Stains
  • Joey
  • Golden Shower Girls
  • Joanie Loves Snookie
  • My Big Fat Greek Ass
  • Petticoat Injunction
  • BJing the Bear
  • Steinfeld
  • Temptation Isthmus
  • The Real Housewives of Wayne County
  • Suddenly Susan B. Anthony
  • Porking Mindy
  • Welcome Back Beaver