That Darn Pup returns after a long absence. Like that darn pup, we should all resolve to take life one day at a time, enjoy the little things and study up on our future overlord.
Category: Comic
Happy Chewbacca
To our Jewish reader, we’d like to wish you a Happy Chewbacca and a wookie New Year. ייתכן שאתה הפין הנדנדה חינם של העורלה
A Dollar Short
Here’s some real Chuck Norris trivia.
- Did you know that “Walker, Texass Ranger” was actually on the air for nine seasons?
- Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
- You know what, just click here.
Happy Cyber Monday
Black Friday is not what it used to be. Why can’t it be about killing Christ like it used to be?
Thamnophis Levis
Remember kids, if you’re ever attacked by the dreaded trouser snake the best thing to do is to suck out the wound.
I Bet Our Mothers are Proud.
In an effort to increase our readership, we here at GregAndDrew did a recent audit of which search terms are “driving” viewers to our site. The following is the report of which search terms are used when a reader clicks on our blog.
Here are the terms used to find your blog
| Search | Views |
|---|---|
| cock and balls | 6 |
| cock | 4 |
| disturbing elmo | 2 |
| rodger | 2 |
| priest doctor | 2 |
| cock of man | 2 |
| shit dicker | 2 |
| hard cock | 2 |
| athiest | 1 |
| man cock | 1 |
And now we present a new Cock and Balls cock that is disturbing Elmo while he Rodgers a priest doctor with a cock of man. Many shit dicker’s (really? shit dicker?) have a hard cock as do many athiests who crave man cock.
Vivi Midsection
Leave it to Vivisection to make light of a real, growing problem in America. Veterinarians who have body-image issues. Oh yeah, there’s that priest-like problem, too.
Children’s Television Workshop
Vampires Suck
You know the vampire fad is about to end when even Dinosaur Doctor jumps on the bandwagon. For all of you rabid fans of Twilight and True Blood, do you remember the previous trends that you thought would never end?
- Cigar Bars
- New Kids on the Block
- Christianity
- MySpace
- Swing Music
- Dane Cook
- Tails on haircuts
- Acid Washed Jeans
- Democracy
Blown Opportunity
For the first time ever, I’m confused by Whizzit and have several questions.
- Is he planning on performing cunnilingus on his girlfriend at a red light or, as is normally customary, have her blow him?
- How long are traffic lights in Whizzitland?
- Do ambulances in Whizzitville let whores do ride-a-longs so they never have to stop?
- Isn’t Trinidad, CO, the trans-gender capital of the U.S.? What does this imply?