Comics and Criticism
I call bullshit on Whizzit. What, you say? How is that possible? Look at the clues.
Our favorite butt boys are back with some more trenchant current commentary. That sounds like the tagline for the movie “Rodgering Me.”
In a world where the government owns everything, only a ragtag crazy pair of sodomists can prevail.
Come along for the crazy ride as they take the most dangerous chance of all…
they cum in each others’ ass.“Rodgering Me”, opening wide on Christmas Day, 2009.
Once again, Whizzit was clearly written in the 50’s. The good old days when Football players merely beat their children instead of ignoring them. However, it’s difficult to pay attention to your kids when you can’t even keep track of them or their mothers. Here’s the current league leaders:
| Athlete | # of Children | # of Baby Mamas |
| Calvin Murphy | 14 | 9 |
| Travis Henry | 9 | 9 |
| Evander Holyfield | 11 | ??? |
| Shawn Kemp | 7 | 6 |
| Derrick Thomas | 7 | 5 |
| Scott Skiles | 6 | 4 |
When economic times are tough it’s comforting to have reliable sources of advice. Warren Buffett, Bill Gross, The Kiplinger Letter and Cock ‘N’ Balls continue to deliver the goods.
