Month: August 2010

Blown Opportunity

Whizzit

For the first time ever, I’m confused by Whizzit and have several questions.

  • Is he planning on performing cunnilingus on his girlfriend at a red light or, as is normally customary, have her blow him?
  • How long are traffic lights in Whizzitland?
  • Do ambulances in Whizzitville let whores do ride-a-longs so they never have to stop?
  • Isn’t Trinidad, CO, the trans-gender capital of the U.S.?  What does this imply?

It’s Geek to Me

Vivisection

Since Vivisection appears to be a familiar with computer programming and comic strip history, I offer the following programming snippet.


private bool IsFunny
{
   get
   {
      bool funny = Misspell(global::NameSpace.Properties.Resources.MedSkoolName);
      if (!funny)
      {
         funny = BunnySuit.Add(mainCharacter);
         if (!funny)
            funny = CurseUnderBreath(professor);
      }
      
      return false;
   }
}

I realize this will raise a compiler warning, but think the Property is accurate.