Up The Ass Without a Paddle

Whizzit

I call bullshit on Whizzit.  What, you say?  How is that possible?  Look at the clues. 

• Salida means exit in Spanish.
• Prostate exams were not common in the 50’s. 
• The butt plug is missing from Mr. Whizzit’s ass.
• Sad, lonely tear. 
• Mr. Whizzit would need more than a knife to get a date.