Tag: Squiggles

M*A*S*H U*P

Squiggles

Gaydar O'Reilly

How did Gaydar survive for seven seasons with Father Mulcahy?  I’m glad to see that the artist went through great pains to accurately portray Mr. Burghoff’s physical deformity. (Or it could be the artist has a physical deformity of his own.)

M*A*S*H? Paul Lynde?! How old are these cartoonists? Someone needs to tell them to start cracking wise about Zac Efron. Speaking of gaydar…

Sir Pro-Life-A-Lot

Squiggles

Sir Blender

Unfortunately for Sir Lot, musical taste also begins at conception.   There are some little known facts about Sir Lot that you may not be aware of.

  • Anthony Ray was so ahead of his time that he recorded a special spoken word piece (more a tone poem, really) about the dangers of Vitamin D deficiency for the B – side to his Greatest Hit 45.
  • George W. Bush was heavily influenced by Baby Got Back in his decision to halt government funding for stem cell research.
  • Jump on It sucks.
  • Sir Lot does not really own an anaconda.

Train in Vainglorious

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Geronimo 

Some lesser known battle cries include:

  • Slovick!
  • Remember the Main Vein!
  • Burnside!
  • Don’t fire until you see the whites of their eggs!
  • Aikman!
  • Ozzie the Alamo!
  • I regret that you have but one life to give for your country.
  • Custer!
  • Numquam Fidelis
  • I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and urine.
  • Avenge Robby Benson!
  • Kahlesste kaase
  • Shitting Bull!