This is an illegal feed from Roger Mayweather’s final fight. And the 48 before that. Maybe after he un-retires, he’ll take on more than a tomato can.
Tag: Comic
Tom’s Hankering for Some Pankering?
When will the fat cats in Washington do the peoples’ work? It’s time for a constitutional amendment outlawing Homophonia!
Old Horizons
Thankfully, NASA saved up a bit of money to send Lydia to Pluto along with New Horizons. She had a difficult brown time getting past Uranus.
Hive Talkin’
I think Squiggles has stumbled upon the cause of colony collapse. It began shortly after the internet became readily available to insects. Stupid Comcast.
But What About You…Dad!!!
This year marks the 30th!!! anniversary of “The Breakfast Club” and Baby Louie has always been a John Hughes fan. Or was it John Holmes? Whatever, same difference.
Urethrafy. Look it up.
Pressing Questions
While cleaning out the basement, I was excited when I came upon this golden oldie. I wiped off my seminal fluid and decided to post it posthaste. Can you believe Squiggles has been going for over 7 years? Can you believe I used the word “posthaste?” Why am I using the first-person point of view?
One Sexy Devil
Although this strip was published two years ago, it presaged the finale of “Better Call Saul.” Vince Gilligan is a loyal reader, so I’m guessing this is where he got the idea for the “Chicago Sun-Roof.”
Waffle Slot Dukie
Thanks to the huge outcry for more Loosey Goosey, we present another strip. This one is particularly appropriate for the start of the NCAA tournament. Just imagine Christian Laettner turning in slow motion (to “One Shining Moment”) and shooting a perfect turn-around out of his “waffle slot” to break Kentucky’s heart. Prime Time BayBeeeeeee!
Goosing Nature
We finally have a new strip to take a gander at. Like a DC Comic origin strip, we are introduced to Loosey Goosey, a transgander G to G goose. A denizen of Trinidad, Colorado, I can’t wait to see what monkeyshines (s)he’ll get into. Oh wait, did I say “can’t” because I meant “can.”