It’s that time of year again when we all cum together to celebrate the best hallmark holiday. Hope you and yours have a delightful night of mattress pounding.
Tag: Comic
Je Suis Lapin
God is not Dead
The answer is yes.
god is not dead
just terminally ill
let’s hope to be remembered
in his almighty will.
Klash of Klans
Nietzsche is Deadish
Finally thought we’d get some closure on Lydia? Think again, ghost rider. Lydia is a Kant. Besides, she should know she could never really get rid of Heaven.
Super Good Times
This scene is from the little seen Superman IV: The Quest for $$$. After the disaster of Richard Pryor in Superman III, the producers decided to cast J. J. Walker as Dyslexic Luthor. The results nearly killed Christopher Reeve. But he needed to stop horsing around anyway.
Too soon? This is from 1987. Perhaps you’d prefer jokes about Charlamagne?
Paternity Suit
In which we finally find out who Baby Louie’s daddy is. None other than Adrian Peterson. Hope they can play a good game of two-hand touch (below the waist). What a Goodell time for him. Running the football isn’t the only way Adrian can beat you.
Mattress Pounding. Just Pounding It!
I think the ex-linebacker should pound something other than the mattress? Perhaps the dishwasher? I suppose the ultimate “irony” is that ‘Back in Denver months later, Missy discovered her pregnancy.’
Lagamorpha Priapism
Poor Ms. Hopkins. She’s just trying to edumacate the kids. Here’s some fat knowledge for any of you that mix up your bathtub, hand-holding pills with your carnauba wax. Seek veterinary help.
Union Busting
- Looks like Eva Mendes might be a good candidate for the head of this union.
- If you cross this picket line you’ll be called a crabs.
- Is it true that Asians have horizontal vaggies?
- I need a vacation.