It’s that time of year all commercial lovers long for (and isn’t that all of us, really)? Because the game will suck and either Ray Lewis or Chris Culliver will be on a winning side, let’s forget our troubles with a big helping of crappy commercials from Super Bowls past.
Tag: Comic
Awful Graupel Surgery
I don’t think Ms. Snowman should talk. It looks as though she’s had some work done. Perhaps brachioplasty?
Let’s Squash That Pesky Y2K12 Bug
Happy Turkey Day!
This may be the last year you can enjoy your turducken stuffed with twinkies. No, not because of the Hostess™ bankruptcy, but because the world is ending on December 21, 2012. Some ancient, mystical, savage, unscientific people (republicans?) thought so, so it must be true. Didn’t anyone see that terrible movie about it? I think it was called The Hangover 2 .
…To Be Continued…Right Now.
I think it’s most delicious that Greg’s Dad has appeared to “punch up” the jokes. Don and Andy, the new comedy duo to challenge Penn and Teller, Abbot and Costello, Cheech and Chong or Happy Dancing Boots.
One Day at a Time (Tap to Health)
Doing a little research on our site stats to find what search terms have brought our loyal readers to the site. 90% of the terms include the word “cock.” “Man cock” is # 10 on the list. C’mon! Who really searches for “man cock?”
“Goddamn it! I keep googling ‘woman cock’ and I don’t get any good comics. Hmmmm. Maybe I should try ‘man cock?'”
If you throw out all cock related searches, these are the top search phrases that direct readers to Greganddrew.
Octomom | Well, she is “hot.” |
Retirement Comic | Imagine the reader’s delight when they use this to find lovely cock comics. |
Bonnie Franklin | Still relevant after all these years. |
Grandfather Cocks | Still cock related, but probably a funny mistyping. |
Health Care Comics | This site is the center for all real health care discussion. |
Comic Using Polite Language | Fuck you up the ass, searcher. |
Vitamin Deficiency Comic | Just take your damn Vitamin D, already? 4000 milligrams, at least! |
Comic Strips About Jesus For Kids | Yes, my friends, you’ve come to the right place |
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Hard Rock
Doesn’t Lydia realize she could contract AIDS from getting stoned? She should practice safe sex and only masturbate with gravel.
Naked Breakfast at Tiffany’s
I saw the best rabbits of my degeneration
destroyed by a red wheelbarrow
and that has made all the difference.
Shape
Poems
Can suck my hairy dick
And
Balls.
I Melt With You
Happy Interdependence Day!
Apparently all the kids today are into mashups. So, for all our lil’ readers, here is a wonderful holiday mashup of Vivisection and Cock ‘N’ Balls.