Strangely, “Project Runaway” is not the worst of the new upcoming new shows. “NCIS: Fargo” anyone?
Tag: Comic
so much depends on a red urinal cake
Remember 1972 when bathroom attendants everywhere wore blackface and did hilarious vaudeville routines like quoting cummings and refusing to cummings in a a white woman’s butt? And watching the premier of M*A*S*H and realizing that shitty show would go on for another 11 years and 4077 episodes?
Where the Wild Things Cum
Please don’t go. We’ll eat you up. We love you so. “And now,” cried Max, “let the wild rumpus start!”
Let er RIP Maurice Sendak.
A Prickly Subject
At least on a porcupine, unlike the Capitol building, the pricks are on the outside. That may be the cleanest joke ever told on this site. Standby for some more “Cock ‘N’ Balls” to filth up the place again!
Local Whore Becomes Lead Stripper
Today’s Vivisection raises a few pieces of trivia. Let’s see if you can use the clues to figure out the answers.
- What city do our protagonists live in?
- What TV show starred the local whore?
- What Newspaper is Andy reading?
- Whatever happened to Kyle MacLachlan?
Davy Jones’ Locker
This Squiggles “Classic” is a thankful reminder that at least it wasn’t David Bowie who died.
Happy Valentime’s!
Time for a touching RIP to remind us what we all have in store for future Valentime’s Day (Yes, Goddammit, I know it’s misspelled!). Hope you get some difficult brown chocolate for the holiday.
Helen Keller Superstar Featuring Ray J
New Year’s Resolution
Like our friends from Cock ‘N’ Balls, resolve yourself this year to eat fewer carbs. Where else can you get better health advice than from a Fat Head cock and whistling balls?
Dead and Family Circus
Somehow, I don’t think Jesus (or anyone else) is laughing at Mr. Keene in heaven. Which makes it just like earth for the past 50 years. Maybe the next Jeffysaurus cartoon should be a “Did you come straight to heaven?” question, followed by a circuitous route of cumming on angel whores. “Who skull fucked Anna Nicole Smith on the way to the pearly gates?” NOT ME!