I think it’s most delicious that Greg’s Dad has appeared to “punch up” the jokes. Don and Andy, the new comedy duo to challenge Penn and Teller, Abbot and Costello, Cheech and Chong or Happy Dancing Boots.
One Day at a Time (Tap to Health)
Doing a little research on our site stats to find what search terms have brought our loyal readers to the site. 90% of the terms include the word “cock.” “Man cock” is # 10 on the list. C’mon! Who really searches for “man cock?”
“Goddamn it! I keep googling ‘woman cock’ and I don’t get any good comics. Hmmmm. Maybe I should try ‘man cock?'”
If you throw out all cock related searches, these are the top search phrases that direct readers to Greganddrew.
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Hard Rock
Doesn’t Lydia realize she could contract AIDS from getting stoned? She should practice safe sex and only masturbate with gravel.
Naked Breakfast at Tiffany’s
I saw the best rabbits of my degeneration
destroyed by a red wheelbarrow
and that has made all the difference.
Shape
Poems
Can suck my hairy dick
And
Balls.
I Melt With You
Happy Interdependence Day!
Apparently all the kids today are into mashups. So, for all our lil’ readers, here is a wonderful holiday mashup of Vivisection and Cock ‘N’ Balls.
Fall Up Fronts
Strangely, “Project Runaway” is not the worst of the new upcoming new shows. “NCIS: Fargo” anyone?
so much depends on a red urinal cake
Remember 1972 when bathroom attendants everywhere wore blackface and did hilarious vaudeville routines like quoting cummings and refusing to cummings in a a white woman’s butt? And watching the premier of M*A*S*H and realizing that shitty show would go on for another 11 years and 4077 episodes?
Where the Wild Things Cum
Please don’t go. We’ll eat you up. We love you so. “And now,” cried Max, “let the wild rumpus start!”
Let er RIP Maurice Sendak.
A Prickly Subject
At least on a porcupine, unlike the Capitol building, the pricks are on the outside. That may be the cleanest joke ever told on this site. Standby for some more “Cock ‘N’ Balls” to filth up the place again!