After a short campaign with all the usual boring, normal ideas, it’s time for America to take the plunge and vote for either one of our lovable choices. Those wags who say your vote doesn’t matter (ahem) are correct. When both of the candidates are as great and lovable as those we have, it’s like choosing between a soothing, warm bath and a refreshing aperitif with friends. Will America grab Pussy or Cock?
Tag: Cock
Trump’s Cock
Politics are so boring now. No candidates say or do anything interesting anymore. Remember the good old days of Calvin Coolidge and Estes Kefauver? Man those were some characters who had their long fingers in everything.
Mattress Pounding. Just Pounding It!
I think the ex-linebacker should pound something other than the mattress? Perhaps the dishwasher? I suppose the ultimate “irony” is that ‘Back in Denver months later, Missy discovered her pregnancy.’
Get Medieval on His Ass
Two for One Special on Aisle three
Look out Paul Blart, there’s a new mall cop in town. How’s that for a neat segway into a lovely double dose of Vivisection?
I wonder what kind of extra frosting Timmy is thinking about?
Happy Interdependence Day!
Apparently all the kids today are into mashups. So, for all our lil’ readers, here is a wonderful holiday mashup of Vivisection and Cock ‘N’ Balls.
A Prickly Subject
At least on a porcupine, unlike the Capitol building, the pricks are on the outside. That may be the cleanest joke ever told on this site. Standby for some more “Cock ‘N’ Balls” to filth up the place again!
If These Balls Could Talk
After the runaway success of our last captioning contest (4 whole comments!) we’ve brought back everyone’s favorite “Cock ‘N’ Balls.” So send in your best caption for this comic and we’ll share the best ones at a later date. This brings a new meaning to “Pluggers,” doesn’t it?
March Madness
Part of A Nutritious Breakfast
Move over oatmeal. There’s a new breakfast in town and it’s called cornflakes and cunt face. Also, how does one shit out some one else’s anal tract? Just asking.