For some reason the “editors” of Cock ‘N’ Balls dedicated this comic to Tiger Woods on his return to the Masters.
Part of A Nutritious Breakfast
Move over oatmeal. There’s a new breakfast in town and it’s called cornflakes and cunt face. Also, how does one shit out some one else’s anal tract? Just asking.
Let’s Put Health Care Decisions in the Hands of Doctors and Patients
I hope they take that unfair “Dinosaur Kickback” out of the final bill. Why shouldn’t all animals receive the same crappy care?!? Just because all ducks go to quacks should not matter.
Bite It You Scum
Instead of inducting “ground breakers” like Abba, Genesis, Jimmy Cliff and the Hollies, it’s time for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to recognize the genius of the True King of Rock-N-Roll and induct him. Or at least enshrine some part of his, uh leavings.
Vice Presidential Privilege
Gold Medal Cross-Stitching
Lydia probably already Eiffel Towered Dick Button. Now to see a real dick thread, click here.
Snowmaggedon
Several climate scientists (as seen on Fox News) have assured me that the Global Warming in John’s pants was simply not real.
Super Bowel Sunday
Lydia’s not pooping here, so I guess this should be titled “Super Urethra Sunday.” I heard that Flomax™ is considering using the second panel for their Super Bowl Commercial. At least it’s not frog or sock puppet related.
Projectile Dysfunction
And this comic prefers being called humor-impaired. I guess Roger believes the old joke that drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. Sure it tastes the same, but it ain’t right.
