37 Year Itch Virgin

Rest in Pieces

ripvirgin

The nurse seems to think it’s strange that Lydia was “trapped” in a sexless marriage for 37 years.  The nurse obviously doesn’t know Lydia very well.  Plus she must have never been married.

I do like how the artist, Phllyis (sic) Ruggerti, juxtaposes the geese flying south for warmth and life and Lydia being wheeled north to her eventual death.

Labor Day Hellathon

Dinosaur Doctor

Dinosaur Labor

I actually watched 17 straight hours of the Jerry Lewis Telethon thing weekend, because really, where can you find such fine entertainment these days?  At one point Jerry got quite agitated (well, at several points) and cursed on live television about helping the “goddamn sick fuckers.”  That reminded me of this Dinosaur Doctor.

Up The Ass Without a Paddle

Whizzit

WhizzitDoc

I call bullshit on Whizzit.  What, you say?  How is that possible?  Look at the clues. 

  • Salida means exit in Spanish.
  • Prostate exams were not common in the 50’s. 
  • The butt plug is missing from Mr. Whizzit’s ass.
  • Sad, lonely tear. 
  • Mr. Whizzit would need more than a knife to get a date.

Cash For Clunkers

Rodger

Rodger Wilco 

Our favorite butt boys are back with some more trenchant current commentary.  That sounds like the tagline for the movie “Rodgering Me.”

In a world where the government owns everything, only a ragtag crazy pair of sodomists can prevail.
Come along for the crazy ride as they take the most dangerous chance of all…
they cum in each others’ ass.

“Rodgering Me”, opening wide on Christmas Day, 2009.

Between a Cock and a Hard On

Cock ‘N’ Balls

CockHard

When economic times are tough it’s comforting to have reliable sources of advice.  Warren Buffett, Bill Gross, The Kiplinger Letter and Cock ‘N’ Balls continue to deliver the goods

Scream of Consciousness

Squiggles

EnglishPatient

As a stand-up comic, you must know your audience.  In certain Derry pubs, this joke goes over quite well–especially when the comic is full of hot Eire.

“This is not a rebel joke.”  –Bono

“You rebel scum.” –George Lucas

“A scream of self-consciousness comes across the sky…”–Sally Forth

“Somewhere over Gravity’s Rainbow.”  –Judy 19

 

Meta is Murder

Concision

MetaMurder

Concision, by Dude and Cone, has periods where the author and artist switch places.  Then they imitate other strips, such as here, where they mock the beloved Family Circle.  They’re actually imitating a Family Circle where that comic allows a child to draw, so the meta-levels blow your mind.  Or it blows something.  And why can’t any child that’s old enough to draw this strip know how to spell the F word correctly?  I guess this shows how greatly our shools are failing today’s youth.