Comics and Criticism
I actually watched 17 straight hours of the Jerry Lewis Telethon thing weekend, because really, where can you find such fine entertainment these days? At one point Jerry got quite agitated (well, at several points) and cursed on live television about helping the “goddamn sick fuckers.” That reminded me of this Dinosaur Doctor.
Who knew that Garfield was a chick? I think Squiggles found out about this from HollywoodTuna. Haw haw. Get it? Tuna, Pussy, Cat.
I call bullshit on Whizzit. What, you say? How is that possible? Look at the clues.
Our favorite butt boys are back with some more trenchant current commentary. That sounds like the tagline for the movie “Rodgering Me.”
In a world where the government owns everything, only a ragtag crazy pair of sodomists can prevail.
Come along for the crazy ride as they take the most dangerous chance of all…
they cum in each others’ ass.“Rodgering Me”, opening wide on Christmas Day, 2009.
Once again, Whizzit was clearly written in the 50’s. The good old days when Football players merely beat their children instead of ignoring them. However, it’s difficult to pay attention to your kids when you can’t even keep track of them or their mothers. Here’s the current league leaders:
| Athlete | # of Children | # of Baby Mamas |
| Calvin Murphy | 14 | 9 |
| Travis Henry | 9 | 9 |
| Evander Holyfield | 11 | ??? |
| Shawn Kemp | 7 | 6 |
| Derrick Thomas | 7 | 5 |
| Scott Skiles | 6 | 4 |
When economic times are tough it’s comforting to have reliable sources of advice. Warren Buffett, Bill Gross, The Kiplinger Letter and Cock ‘N’ Balls continue to deliver the goods.
As a stand-up comic, you must know your audience. In certain Derry pubs, this joke goes over quite well–especially when the comic is full of hot Eire.
“This is not a rebel joke.” –Bono
“You rebel scum.” –George Lucas
“A scream of self-consciousness comes across the sky…”–Sally Forth
“Somewhere over Gravity’s Rainbow.” –Judy 19
Concision, by Dude and Cone, has periods where the author and artist switch places. Then they imitate other strips, such as here, where they mock the beloved Family Circle. They’re actually imitating a Family Circle where that comic allows a child to draw, so the meta-levels blow your mind. Or it blows something. And why can’t any child that’s old enough to draw this strip know how to spell the F word correctly? I guess this shows how greatly our shools are failing today’s youth.
