Tag: Cock

Cash For Clunkers

Rodger

Rodger Wilco 

Our favorite butt boys are back with some more trenchant current commentary.  That sounds like the tagline for the movie “Rodgering Me.”

In a world where the government owns everything, only a ragtag crazy pair of sodomists can prevail.
Come along for the crazy ride as they take the most dangerous chance of all…
they cum in each others’ ass.

“Rodgering Me”, opening wide on Christmas Day, 2009.

Between a Cock and a Hard On

Cock ‘N’ Balls

CockHard

When economic times are tough it’s comforting to have reliable sources of advice.  Warren Buffett, Bill Gross, The Kiplinger Letter and Cock ‘N’ Balls continue to deliver the goods. 

Oh God! It’s a PSA.

Squiggles

George Burns

Below is a list of physical effects of crack addiction:

  • nausea and vomiting
  • enjoying the movie “Leatherheads”
  • anxiety
  • convulsions
  • twittering
  • insomnia
  • loss of appetite leading to malnutrition and weight loss
  • finding Hilary Duff attractive
  • cold sweats
  • hot shivers
  • swelling and bleeding of mucous membranes
  • swelling and bleeding of the cock
  • restlessness and anxiety
  • damage to nasal cavities
  • laughing at Dane Cook
  • possible heart attacks, strokes, or convulsions
  • starring in movies with John Denver

Techno Porn

Bunky

Bunky

Some questions about this strip:

  • Does this robot swallow? 
  • Is the robot helping Bunky get ready for an oral exam?
  • Does the robot make sure Bunky gets ahead?
  • What more would this robot do for a “All night cram session?”

Back in our College Daze we had a more primitive homework robot based on the Apple II+.  It wouldn’t let us get past second base, but boy did that robot have amazing rack of bits.