Comics and Criticism
When your conservative leaning friends say the best defense against evil is an armed citizenry, show them this strip to show your support. When your liberal leaning friends say gun violence is abhorrent and dumb, show them this strip to show your support. When you moderate friends say anything, tell them to shut up already and pick a side! Fucking wafflers.
Lydia is having a Funky time. Hope she remembered to set her clock for daylight savings so that she’ll be one hour closer to meeting her maker…Phyllis Ruggerti. Speaking of which, how do we know we’re not all made by Phyllis?
It’s actually not Muhammed Ali’s birthday. But it is O. Henry’s birthday. Bet he didn’t see that twist coming.
Sure it’s a bit late, but is it ever really too late? Tell someone you love them today. Or at least smother them with a pillow. Let them know you care.
Doesn’t Lydia realize she could contract AIDS from getting stoned? She should practice safe sex and only masturbate with gravel.
Remember 1972 when bathroom attendants everywhere wore blackface and did hilarious vaudeville routines like quoting cummings and refusing to cummings in a a white woman’s butt? And watching the premier of M*A*S*H and realizing that shitty show would go on for another 11 years and 4077 episodes?
Time for a touching RIP to remind us what we all have in store for future Valentime’s Day (Yes, Goddammit, I know it’s misspelled!). Hope you get some difficult brown chocolate for the holiday.
Rest in Pieces returns after a long hiatal hernia to remind us of the joys of growing old. Wonder if that was “The Blood of Christ” in her underwear? Fortunately the priest was using the new low-fat, “I Can’t Believe it’s Not Jesus” wafers.
Don’t you love when Crankshaft takes part in a “very special” Funky? Or when the “Mad About You” crew showed up on “Friends?” Remember when “Crossing Jordan” crossed over to “Las Vegas?” I’m sure the ratings just skyrocketed then!
This crossover seems more like a Reese’s Peanut butter cup if they decided to mix Brussels Sprouts and Monkey Poop instead of Peanut Butter and Chocolate.
