Aquaman only has wants for Wonder Woman. Wait, Wonder Woman wails on women? Well, what’s worse? By looking at A-man’s outfit, he is lacking male paraphernalia.
Tag: Squiggles
The Ghosts of Great Republicans
Only one Republican has come close to matching tRUmp’s record on race relations. And now his ghost is starring a new Gay-com. H. Rap Brown Lives matter!
Fuck Social Distancing
Orgies have not been banned during the Covid outbreak because, thankfully, it is not sexually transmitted. So stock up on bisexuals and Corona beer and hit your favorite sex-club. Just make sure to lube up with a ton of sanitizer and only use full body condoms for awesome sexy-times.
The Great Seduction
They also had sex a baker’s dozen times that morning! He liked to synergism on her tits, butt that’s somewhat of an “inside” joke.
Teabagging at the Eiffel Tower
It sure took oolong time (6 years since publication) but I finally get the joke. You see, I’ve learned that some people like Dim Sum with their tea.
Colorado Banking
Happy Birthday, Sinead
Allen Iverson isn’t the only one famous for his “crossover.” Encyclopedia Brown cracks his tightest case ever. The Hardy Boys were too timid to even touch it…with their tongues.
A Star is Porn
Before you say this couldn’t happen remember that if someone told you a year ago that Lady Gaga would be nominated for an Oscar, you would have rightfully laughed in their face and stabbed them.
I wonder if the bra will be nominated for a breast supporting role?
Shakespeare is Corny
- All’s Well That Ends Well by Exxon
- “When oil and fire, too strong for reason’s force, O’erbears it and burns on.”
- King Lear by Philip Morris
- “‘Tis hot, it smokes.”
- Henry IV by the NRA
- “So cowardly; and but for these vile guns, He would himself have been a soldier.”
- As You Like It by Koch Industries
- “Of what kind should this cock come of?”
- Henry V by Chick Fil A
- “Our gayness and our gilt are all besmirch’d”
Musk Fuckin With The Shorts
Does anyone else find it funny that Musk is considering taking Tesla private at $420? Maybe he could do it April 20th. Transactions take place after hours so possibly he could do it at 4:20 pm?
He could also buy out $CTRL, $ALT, and $DEL and combine them into a company called Blue Screen. Or combine Alibaba with O’Reilly Auto Parts and call the company Teenage Wasteland.
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