Comics and Criticism
Thank god for the recent MAGA supreme court ruling. We can now openly discriminate against the blind. It’s about time as those non-seeing fuckers have been getting far too many advantages and it must stop! Also, it’ll be a cold day in hell before I ever decorate a cake for a left-handed person!
Just like leprechauns, this comic is chronically late. Much like all the leprecahun’s girlfriends, and mistresses and pots of gold. That’s right, leprechauns like to fuck pots of gold. Google it.
I’d say Squiggles has a problem with Ron Jeremy. Butt width a star this luminescent, this is not a problem. Now go out and enjoy your moist Holiday Scumballs topped off with some Raunch Dressing.
This book was written by Proust. Apparently he was allergic to Petite madeleines which set him off on this tome. Remembrance of Things Passed out My Nose. Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
Squiggles used to be very arty. Notice the single drop of red a la Schindler’s List. Don’t get your panties in a wad. We’re not saying Squiggles is anywhere near the level of Spielberg’s finest. Squiggles is obviously much better.
Squiggles
After checking with both sides, something tells me Blacula is going to get the Shaft. Like always.
Fortunately for the US, Jeff Sessions is the Attorney General and not Secretary of the Treasury because it’s been proven repeatedly that treacle-down economics doesn’t work. Except in that porn sub-genre of “Diabetic Golden Showers.”
For Spring Break, we visited Madam Tussauds. As the college kids know, Madam Tussauds is where all the crazy, naked parties happen. What happens in Madam Tussauds stays in Madam Tussauds (and in some of the wax figurines). As you can guess, Betty White was probably the most “used” figurine by the kids.
They have a bronze hand-print of Donald Trump. Here it is (Actual Size).
All they had at the Wane Museum was a collection of batmobiles.
