Comics and Criticism
Orgies have not been banned during the Covid outbreak because, thankfully, it is not sexually transmitted. So stock up on bisexuals and Corona beer and hit your favorite sex-club. Just make sure to lube up with a ton of sanitizer and only use full body condoms for awesome sexy-times.
LL Cool D (Lydia Loves Cool Dick) may be shuffling off her mortal coil sooner than expected when Coronavirus kills off everyone over the age of 40. Lydia is just 41. Sadly, her love of the Cool D aged her prematurely.
Li’l Spermy is the latest superhero in the Marvel Cinematic Universe as they finally fill the gap from terrible Superhero Movies to wonderful Porn Movies.
They also had sex a baker’s dozen times that morning! He liked to synergism on her tits, butt that’s somewhat of an “inside” joke.
Get some head start on your New Year’s Resolutions and stuff the Christmas goose. Can’t wait to see what’s served on the potatoes. Hint: pud in the spuds.
Here are some interesting facts about Lydia. She is actually younger than Jimmy Page. Like Jimmy, she can play a monster riff. Also, like Jimmy, she kept a 14-year-old captive for sex and suffered no consequences.
Louie discovered the age-old problem that if you get too much saliva on your butt plug, it slips too much. Rookie mistake.
It sure took oolong time (6 years since publication) but I finally get the joke. You see, I’ve learned that some people like Dim Sum with their tea.
Just like Mr. Wonderful, Baby Louie offered his friend a royalty deal which he wisely turned down. For startups, it’s rarely wise to reduce your shit flow until you’ve passed your BM Round of financing.
Fifty years after Neil and Buzz allegedly walked on the moon and forty-two years after O.J. Simpson actually walked on Mars, “tangry” is still not in the dictionary. This is one of history’s greatest conspiracies committed by none other Mondelez. Speaking of lezzes, how cum there is also not a word for poontangry‽