Sadly, this comic was written last year as a joke. Uh oh, no joke now.
Tag: Squiggles
Happy Birthday Jebus
Jebus looks like he’s painting a touching Family Circus as drawn by “Billy.” If that’s his real name.
Election Results
Transitioning to Safe Spaces
Look at the camel toe on that dude! Oops, was that not PC? How about any of the following:
- Wookie Wallet
- Bikini Bizkit
- Pants Pita
- Bison Bite
- Slot Pocket
- Sushi Slot
- Piss Fenders
- Khloe Kurtains
- Vulvacano
Summertime Blues (and Reds)
What’s worse that ants in your pants?
- Warts in your shorts
- Rocks in your socks
- Bats in your hats
- Cum in your gum
- Crabs on your scabs
- Cuts on your nuts
- Shits on your tits
- Deer in your ear
- Plectrum in your rectum
- Reddit on your computer
- Uncles
Timely Commentary
Most comic commentators believe caustic criticism should correctly be completed quicker than five years after the comic is drawn.
Good God
Doubting Thomas the Tank Engine didn’t think he could get up that hill. And guess what? He was right. He failed miserably. So what is the moral of this story? Next year, for lent, give up the thing with feathers.
Gravitational Waves = Sin(Madness)
Trigonometry puns are not a thing that Einstein’s theory of relativity predicted. So who’s the smart one now? Solve this simple equation for a good trig giggle or triggle. Rapist = sin b / tan b.
Too Old For Halloween
Swann’s Sleep Number
And yet Proust somehow still managed 300,000 words about his disappointing experience at mattress pounding. Just imagine if he had a sub-par visit to his local Chipotle? Little known fact: Proust loved Mexican food.