Smoke the Gay Away

Dinosaur Doctor

Ray Liotta, “Slow Turkey” and now everyone’s favourite British dinosaur have all be co-opted by Pfizer and blown wads of cash. But what is suffering “Life threatening allergic and skin reactions that include swelling of face, mouth, throat; a rash, peeling skin or blisters” when you can cure yourself from smoking…COCK‽

#MeTwoPointEightMillion

Loosey Goosey

Say what you will about today’s gender politics. Go ahead and say it Louis CK! I think the most disturbing thing in this Sunday comic is not the gender confusion and sexual shenanigans. The most disturbing this is the following.

WTF is going on with the sleeve here‽‽‽ Did the ensign try to interrobang it‽‽‽

Shakespeare is Corny

Squiggles

  • All’s Well That Ends Well by Exxon
    • “When oil and fire, too strong for reason’s force,  O’erbears it and burns on.”
  • King Lear by Philip Morris
    • “‘Tis hot, it smokes.”
  • Henry IV by the NRA
    • “So cowardly; and but for these vile guns, He would himself have been a soldier.”
  • As You Like It by Koch Industries
    • “Of what kind should this cock come of?”
  • Henry V by Chick Fil A
    • “Our gayness and our gilt are all besmirch’d”