Louie discovered the age-old problem that if you get too much saliva on your butt plug, it slips too much. Rookie mistake.
Baby Got Back
Teabagging at the Eiffel Tower
It sure took oolong time (6 years since publication) but I finally get the joke. You see, I’ve learned that some people like Dim Sum with their tea.
Shart (Tank) Weak
Just like Mr. Wonderful, Baby Louie offered his friend a royalty deal which he wisely turned down. For startups, it’s rarely wise to reduce your shit flow until you’ve passed your BM Round of financing.
Buzzed Aldrin
Fifty years after Neil and Buzz allegedly walked on the moon and forty-two years after O.J. Simpson actually walked on Mars, “tangry” is still not in the dictionary. This is one of history’s greatest conspiracies committed by none other Mondelez. Speaking of lezzes, how cum there is also not a word for poontangry‽
Smoke the Gay Away
Ray Liotta, “Slow Turkey” and now everyone’s favourite British dinosaur have all be co-opted by Pfizer and blown wads of cash. But what is suffering “Life threatening allergic and skin reactions that include swelling of face, mouth, throat; a rash, peeling skin or blisters” when you can cure yourself from smoking…COCK‽
Colorado Banking
Happy Birthday, Sinead
Allen Iverson isn’t the only one famous for his “crossover.” Encyclopedia Brown cracks his tightest case ever. The Hardy Boys were too timid to even touch it…with their tongues.
Happy Tax Day!
Filing taxes always sucked. But thanks to the new Republican Tax Plan, it’s now more like putting a block up your ass. Happy putting a block up your ass day!
MAGayA
And this one panel my friends is why we have Donald J Trump. When they got rid of the requirement of French Kissing the flag, our country went straight into the crapper.
#MeTwoPointEightMillion
Say what you will about today’s gender politics. Go ahead and say it Louis CK! I think the most disturbing thing in this Sunday comic is not the gender confusion and sexual shenanigans. The most disturbing this is the following.
WTF is going on with the sleeve here‽‽‽ Did the ensign try to interrobang it‽‽‽