Obviously, the guy suffers from trollucinations. And that’s just the guy in the red shirt.
Tag: Squiggles
Flummery
Pussy Nipples
Who knew that Garfield was a chick? I think Squiggles found out about this from HollywoodTuna. Haw haw. Get it? Tuna, Pussy, Cat.
Scream of Consciousness
As a stand-up comic, you must know your audience. In certain Derry pubs, this joke goes over quite well–especially when the comic is full of hot Eire.
“This is not a rebel joke.” –Bono
“You rebel scum.” –George Lucas
“A scream of self-consciousness comes across the sky…”–Sally Forth
“Somewhere over Gravity’s Rainbow.” –Judy 19
Car Trouble
For some reason, Sid didn’t know that June is typically the beginning of summer, not the end. Unfortunately, with Detroit’s current problems, even blow jobs might not move cars off the lot. Unless, of course, they were hybrid blow jobs. (For those not in the know, a hybrid blow-job is powered by the wind in conjunction with a finger jammed in your butt.)
Unlucky Stiff
Hot on the tail of Whizzit, Squiggles mounts the “sexy” subject of Erectile Dysfunction. Who would want to be undead after seeing this timely PSA from our friends at Squiggles? Because how fun would it be if you couldn’t stick your boner in a few super-dry zombies?
God’s Cum Shot
DogCom
People say movies are going to the dogs, but instead dogs are going to the movies!!! This DogCom is about a divorcée dog who meets a dog priest and they get married over the objections of their dog church. It stars Fido as the priest and Renée Zellweger as the divorcée. No CGI effects were needed.
Happy Earth Day!
Apparently Octo-Mom only has eight fingers also. I hope the authors aren’t sued now for infinging on Octomom’s trademark. If Nadya married Chad Johnson, would she be known as Mrs. Cinco Ocho Madre?
Oh God! It’s a PSA.
Below is a list of physical effects of crack addiction:
- nausea and vomiting
- enjoying the movie “Leatherheads”
- anxiety
- convulsions
- twittering
- insomnia
- loss of appetite leading to malnutrition and weight loss
- finding Hilary Duff attractive
- cold sweats
- hot shivers
- swelling and bleeding of mucous membranes
- swelling and bleeding of the cock
- restlessness and anxiety
- damage to nasal cavities
- laughing at Dane Cook
- possible heart attacks, strokes, or convulsions
- starring in movies with John Denver