Calling all libtards and MAGATS! Grab your fave hat of any color you like (unless you’re in Alabama or Texass) and give your favorite gender unspecified friend (in California or Vermont) a hand. Or a mouth. WWJOMD‽ (What would jesus or marduk do?)
Tag: Balls
Hernia Hijinks
Hijinks is a funny word. Three tittled letters in a row. Not to be diacritical, but Anne Boleyn would approve. I think Baba Buey must be female, or never gotten an annual checkup from a Poateable doctor. Probably never driven the Mazda Laputa, Ford Probe or Hummer either.
Artisanal Boner‽
Why is everything so Artisanal nowadays‽ Artis anal! Oh right, now I get it. Cock is now ready to do some interrobanging!
Li’l Spermy: Face the Music
Li’l Spermy is the latest superhero in the Marvel Cinematic Universe as they finally fill the gap from terrible Superhero Movies to wonderful Porn Movies.
Naked Breakfast at Tiffany’s
I saw the best rabbits of my degeneration
destroyed by a red wheelbarrow
and that has made all the difference.
Shape
Poems
Can suck my hairy dick
And
Balls.
Happy Interdependence Day!
Apparently all the kids today are into mashups. So, for all our lil’ readers, here is a wonderful holiday mashup of Vivisection and Cock ‘N’ Balls.
A Prickly Subject
At least on a porcupine, unlike the Capitol building, the pricks are on the outside. That may be the cleanest joke ever told on this site. Standby for some more “Cock ‘N’ Balls” to filth up the place again!
Fiberoptic Cable
As a man who’s worn a monocle many times, it definitely takes balls to pull off a look like that. But cock?!?
Between a Cock and a Hard On
When economic times are tough it’s comforting to have reliable sources of advice. Warren Buffett, Bill Gross, The Kiplinger Letter and Cock ‘N’ Balls continue to deliver the goods.
Happy Fourth of July
Let’s see King George III come over here now and keep us from enjoying our Cock Comics! Thank you, John Adams!