Comics and Criticism
Deep Doo Doo (if that is your real name) may not realize that President Joe (Manchin) is far up the butt of Big TP. Most Republiqanons opposed the infrastructure bill because if they take the lead out of the water, no one would ever vote for them again.
Remember 1972 when bathroom attendants everywhere wore blackface and did hilarious vaudeville routines like quoting cummings and refusing to cummings in a a white woman’s butt? And watching the premier of M*A*S*H and realizing that shitty show would go on for another 11 years and 4077 episodes?
For some reason, Sid didn’t know that June is typically the beginning of summer, not the end. Unfortunately, with Detroit’s current problems, even blow jobs might not move cars off the lot. Unless, of course, they were hybrid blow jobs. (For those not in the know, a hybrid blow-job is powered by the wind in conjunction with a finger jammed in your butt.)
Another favorite comic named Whizzit never fails to amuse. By the looks of the hat and undershirt we’re still in 1953. Of course this fits in perfectly with a comic universe made up of Beetle Bailey1, Hi and Lois2, Blondie3, Archie4, Dennis the Menace5, Grin and Bear It6, Family Circus7. Shall we continue? Ok, Broom Hilda8, Marmaduke9,Barney Google10
1) Beetle Bailey was my favorite Beatle. Much better drummer than Ringo
2) There’s actually a book of the “Best” of Hi and Lois. I dare you to buy it. Or read it cover to cover.
7) Who fucked barfy up the butt? Not Me!
8 ) This is not in Jest, what kind of Broom did Hilda Ride?a
10) At least he had a technically modern name. What’s it called when Barney Googles himself?
a) A Broom of the System.