Tag: Dane Cook

Vampires Suck

Dinosaur Doctor

You know the vampire fad is about to end when even Dinosaur Doctor jumps on the bandwagon.  For all of you rabid fans of Twilight and True Blood, do you remember the previous trends that you thought would never end?

  • Cigar Bars
  • New Kids on the Block
  • Christianity
  • MySpace
  • Swing Music
  • Dane Cook
  • Tails on haircuts
  • Acid Washed Jeans
  • Democracy

Oh God! It’s a PSA.

Squiggles

George Burns

Below is a list of physical effects of crack addiction:

  • nausea and vomiting
  • enjoying the movie “Leatherheads”
  • anxiety
  • convulsions
  • twittering
  • insomnia
  • loss of appetite leading to malnutrition and weight loss
  • finding Hilary Duff attractive
  • cold sweats
  • hot shivers
  • swelling and bleeding of mucous membranes
  • swelling and bleeding of the cock
  • restlessness and anxiety
  • damage to nasal cavities
  • laughing at Dane Cook
  • possible heart attacks, strokes, or convulsions
  • starring in movies with John Denver