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Tag: Filthy
Health Care Reform
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Let Them Marry!
Leave it to our filthy friend Rodger to keep it hip and modern. The Rolling Stones and Fan-Man in one trenchant rogering. And what is with the legs on the pitcher? Are they made of gelatin?
Toler-Antz
Another touching ‘Til Death teaches us to accept others regardless of their race, creed or prediliction to gulp down some dude’s boner. I think people from all over the political spectrum would join together to allow gay marriage if it would keep smarmy strips like this from appearing. And I thought this strip took place in Canada.
Happy Earth Day!
Apparently Octo-Mom only has eight fingers also. I hope the authors aren’t sued now for infinging on Octomom’s trademark. If Nadya married Chad Johnson, would she be known as Mrs. Cinco Ocho Madre?
Tiger Using His Wood
Do you think “Tiger” is using his driver? I hope he used the ball wash before this hole because it appears his club has a curved shaft. I think “Tiger” may also be using the Vardon Grip here.
Techno Porn
Bunky
Some questions about this strip:
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Does this robot swallow?
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Is the robot helping Bunky get ready for an oral exam?
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Does the robot make sure Bunky gets ahead?
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What more would this robot do for a “All night cram session?”
Back in our College Daze we had a more primitive homework robot based on the Apple II+. It wouldn’t let us get past second base, but boy did that robot have amazing rack of bits.
100 – 0
C’mon! This could never make it onto the Television! First of all, the WNBA is not televised except on Oxygen, right? Also, Everybody beats Cunts!