Comics and Criticism
The end of the year is a good time to clean out the old. In that spirit, please enjoy this strip from (checks watch) 11 years ago! When this was written, Suzy Chapstick was still all the rage. Women wanted to date her and men wanted to hunt her down for supporting Title IX, thus watering down men’s college sports until (checks watch) Alabama’s football team is only worth an estimated (checks watch) 2 billion dollars. Not sure how the poor University is supposed to get by anymore.
If “It’s not football unless you have a massive load,” then the Browns (LOL!) are the best team in the NFL. Now we have to go hire an attorney since we’ll be sued by Roger Goodell. He has to “protect the shield” after all and they need the money to figure out how to allow Joe Mixon in the league.
In which we finally find out who Baby Louie’s daddy is. None other than Adrian Peterson. Hope they can play a good game of two-hand touch (below the waist). What a Goodell time for him. Running the football isn’t the only way Adrian can beat you.
