Hijinks is a funny word. Three tittled letters in a row. Not to be diacritical, but Anne Boleyn would approve. I think Baba Buey must be female, or never gotten an annual checkup from a Poateable doctor. Probably never driven the Mazda Laputa, Ford Probe or Hummer either.
Tag: hernia
Hernia Good Jokes Lately?
According to the Mayo Clinic, here are the top causes of hernias:
- Being anally raped by a Triceritops
- Eating a salad
- Carrying around all that shit from childhood
- Rocking out to Spandau Ballet
- Squeezing out one miserable turd nugget a day
- Aggressive Doctor checking for a hernia
- Sneezing
- Shaving with Occam’s Razor