Comics and Criticism
To spite George, this year I made my auto-draft only select Jewish players. Here’s my league beating team.
By Round
Look out Vick in a Box, Forgetting Brandon Marshall, Hurts so Good, Machine Gun Kelce, and Oxford Kamala Harris JuJu’s Juggernauts is on the way to dominating the league.
With all the conflict in the Middle East, these are the salad days for George Basset (slowly getting eaten away). Of course, like all domesticated anti-Semites, I’m sure George would never wolf down any croutons because they rhyme with something he finds abhorrent. Good thing he’s not into particle physics or couches that fold out into beds.
Strangely, George’s owner was not mad about George’s blatant racism. She was upset about George questioning International Monetary Policy. As the IMF and the US Federal Reserve have shown us, they are so good at what they do, they are beyond questioning. [Our Soros sponsored Patreon donation should be clearing soon.]
To all our friends, whether they be Christian, Jew or miscellaneous–let’s all get together and worship the birth of Santa.