Comics and Criticism
Imagine the hot sexgram chains Lydia used to be a part of:
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𓂡 𓇋 𓈖 𓂧 𓅱 𓆑 𓇋 𓂋 𓄿 𓈖 𓂧 𓇋 𓈖 𓆎 𓅱 𓇋𓇋 𓏏 𓉔 𓇋 𓋴 𓏏 𓄿 𓆑𓆑 𓅱 𓆑 𓂋 𓄿
𓆑𓇋𓂋𓋴𓏏 𓇋 𓅓𓅱𓋴𓏏 𓎡𓂋𓂧𓋴𓏏𓉔𓍿𓏛𓂋𓏛𓋴𓇋𓅓𓇋𓎡𓇋𓏏𓉔𓍿𓂋𓏛𓋴𓇋𓅱𓇋𓏏𓏏𓍿𓅱𓇋𓂋𓋴𓇋𓅓𓂋𓂧𓋴𓏏𓉔𓍿𓅱𓂋𓂋𓂋𓏛𓋴𓇋𓎡𓏏𓉔𓂧𓂧𓂧𓏛𓎡𓂋𓏏𓉔𓎡𓂋𓏛𓏛𓏛𓏏𓅱𓋴𓏏𓂋𓉔𓏛𓋴𓏛𓎡𓏛𓂋𓏏𓉔𓍿𓏛𓏛𓏛𓅱𓏏𓏏
𒈗 𒄘 𒋼
Barry, Mrs. Maisel, Succession & Ted Lasso are all ending their runs. Is this the end of Lydia’s run(s)?
Don’t worry, RIP fans. Lydia will be back soon with more fun and and all the bloody diarrhea you’ve come to love!
This holiday season if you’re out getting stocking stuffers, make sure to pick up that special something that really could use some stuffing. Mike Lindell’s MyRectum. 50% off with proof you attended the Jan 6 rally.
Seems like Chantix™ is coming for all the greats. It took four years to get Ray Liotta. So Stephen King still has time to pump out about 75 additional books before it gets him. Plus, he’ll have more time now that he’s off the cock-pipe.
This comic is BC. (Before Covid) You can tell because now there are no worries about anyone living more than a year in a “retirement home.” Plus 116 year-olds are not nearly as sexy.
LL Cool D (Lydia Loves Cool Dick) may be shuffling off her mortal coil sooner than expected when Coronavirus kills off everyone over the age of 40. Lydia is just 41. Sadly, her love of the Cool D aged her prematurely.
Here are some interesting facts about Lydia. She is actually younger than Jimmy Page. Like Jimmy, she can play a monster riff. Also, like Jimmy, she kept a 14-year-old captive for sex and suffered no consequences.
Cannot wait for this commercial to air during the “Super” Bowl. When the game ends there’s always a flood of flushed toilets. After this airs, I suspect a flood of used tissues through out independent living centers.
Wait? What was censored? What could be more disturbing that what we can already see? Trump’s toadstool?
