Comics and Criticism
Not since the Fresh Prince of Bel Air / Blossom episode has a crossover been this highly anticipated. No, not Trump and Kanye, but rather Baby Louie and George Basset together. What hijinks can a, diaper wearing poopy baby and an anti-Semitic dog get into?
Oh wait, maybe that is about Trump and Kanye.
What at first glance is yet another Baby Louie poop strip becomes much more insightful when you realize that the author “Frink” is possibly the greatest political cartoonist since Nast(y), Hoest, or Trudeau.
You see Louie and his new friend are the current front runners for the presidency. Just like aforementioned candidates, they are incontinent and wear big baggy diapers. Like Louie we’d all like to crawl away from the current climate into the next strip. Sadly, just like America, the next strip over happens to be a very special panel of Cock ‘N’ Balls!
As enumerated in the US Constitution, on January 20, we must inaugurate a new comic. This year it is George Basset the Anti-Semite hound. Seems like the US will now have a lack of overt racism and evil flowing from the head of government, so GB (George Bush?) rushes in to fill the void. Thankkks democracy!
Kanye goes campaigning
All you College Dropouts, make sure you are not Late Registration for voting or you might not be able to cast for Yeezus.
Please remember, whenever someone tells you “I don’t care who you vote for, just vote.” What they’re really saying is “If you’re not going to vote the way I want you to, please don’t vote.”
#TrumpHarris2020 #BidenPence2020 #KanyeHanks2020
Only one Republican has come close to matching tRUmp’s record on race relations. And now his ghost is starring a new Gay-com. H. Rap Brown Lives matter!
Wait? What was censored? What could be more disturbing that what we can already see? Trump’s toadstool?
Rumour (a British rumor) has it that the Trump pee tape is not real. However, there is something much worse on tape (think underage girl(s)) that we will all see soon. I’m hoping it’s as sexy as Baby Louie CK’s stripper. Please note the date on this post as leaks are coming and America is about to take one big crap in its pants.
This strip is six fucking years old. Back in 2011 a joke such as this was just that, a joke with no possibility of coming true. Now in Trump’s America, we have H.R. 3874 which would make this the law of the land. Wake up, sheeple! Call your representative and tell them in no uncertain terms that debtor cemeteries are only for immigrants and presidents.
After a short campaign with all the usual boring, normal ideas, it’s time for America to take the plunge and vote for either one of our lovable choices. Those wags who say your vote doesn’t matter (ahem) are correct. When both of the candidates are as great and lovable as those we have, it’s like choosing between a soothing, warm bath and a refreshing aperitif with friends. Will America grab Pussy or Cock?
