Comics and Criticism
A little know fact about the first Thanksgiving was that the pilgrims were so puritanical that they served non-binary goose instead of turkey. They thought that turkey cloaca was too tritylating. They also infused their corn salad with cadaverine and putrescine.
This may be the last year you can enjoy your turducken stuffed with twinkies. No, not because of the Hostess™ bankruptcy, but because the world is ending on December 21, 2012. Some ancient, mystical, savage, unscientific people (republicans?) thought so, so it must be true. Didn’t anyone see that terrible movie about it? I think it was called The Hangover 2 .
