Hans still might not win the election for island mayor because he has to overcome a voting bloc of seagulls. The seagulls are Chinese so they’ve employed heavy gerrymandarin. With such high voter turnout, though, proposition 24 might pass.
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Polling Station
After a short campaign with all the usual boring, normal ideas, it’s time for America to take the plunge and vote for either one of our lovable choices. Those wags who say your vote doesn’t matter (ahem) are correct. When both of the candidates are as great and lovable as those we have, it’s like choosing between a soothing, warm bath and a refreshing aperitif with friends. Will America grab Pussy or Cock?